Page 4: The Beautiful Big-Breasted Teacher Doesn't Dream of Being a Gravure Idol

"Shizuka-sensei~!"

In the afterglow of the setting sun in the schoolyard, Shizuka, called in a familiar tone, turned around.

Looking, she saw three female students running towards her from down the hallway with bouncy steps.

"Oh, Akari-san and the others, what's wrong—oh!"

"Thank you!"

"Thank you, Sensei!"

"Thanks to you, Shizuka-sensei, we got our club application approved properly!"

"Shizuka-sensei, you're the best—!"

With an enthusiasm that surprised Shizuka, the three female students conveyed their gratitude.

The reason was that Shizuka had helped them with the application to establish their new club. Their excitement about their self-made club was palpable.

"That's wonderful, congratulations!"

"Ehehe."

Seeing Shizuka, who was as happy as if it were her own achievement, the three female students smiled brightly.

Ayatamama Shizuka. A beautiful English teacher at Kiyokaze Academy High School.

Her chestnut-colored hair, reaching down to her waist, swayed softly, and a gentle smile graced her lovely, youthful face. Her neatly tailored business suit exuded an air of maturity, and the ample bosom pushing against the fabric proclaimed her excellent figure.

A novice teacher in her second year, her classes were thorough and easy to understand. Even students prone to dozing off were wide awake in Shizuka’s lessons.

She was sincerely attentive to students' problems, listening earnestly to their worries and working hard to help them, which made her popular with both boys and girls. A large-breasted beauty teacher who possessed both a mature aura and a childlike charm, and who was kind and considerate of her students. Inevitably, she was the object of secret crushes among some of the male students, and quite popular.

And she was also the homeroom teacher of Ayato's class and the advisor to the Photography Club.

"Oh, that's right, Shizuka-sensei."

The female student who had expressed her excitement about the new club and her gratitude to Shizuka suddenly remembered something.

"Did you hear? About Kanzaki-kun?"

"Eh? What about Kanzaki-kun?"

Shizuka, suddenly hearing Ayato’s name, wondered what was wrong.

"Well… apparently, Kanzaki-kun is a boob photographer!"

"—B-boobs!?"

Like instant boiling water, Shizuka's face flushed crimson.

In the peaceful after-school hallway, an unexpected word had popped up.

"E-excuse me, what exactly do you mean?"

Shizuka, knowing nothing, asked in bewilderment.

"Well, I heard that Kanzaki-kun is going around taking pictures of girls' boobs."

"Seika-in-san and Kazami-san from the track team were also victims, apparently!"

"Rumor has it, Kanzaki-kun is using their weaknesses to force them!"

The words of the three female students, all talking at once, made Shizuka's head spin.

Kanzaki-kun… boobs? …Forcing them?

The Ayato that Shizuka knew was a very serious boy, passionate about photography. He always worked hard in the Photography Club, and his photos were truly wonderful. As someone who was a fan of Ayato as an individual, Shizuka found the girls' words hard to believe.

Being confronted with an unexpected, suggestive term associated with her student made Shizuka uneasy, and a faint blush rose to her cheeks, making her feel flustered.

However, remembering her duty as a teacher, she focused her gaze on the three girls with a resolute look in her eyes.

"...I understand the situation. As the advisor of the Photography Club, I will talk to Kanzaki-kun properly.”

Shizuka believed in Ayato.

"But, please don't spread this rumor to other people too much. If it's a misunderstanding, it would be very unfortunate for Kanzaki-kun."

That's why Shizuka decided to hear Ayato's side of the story and prevent the rumor from spreading unnecessarily.

Unfortunately, it was the truth…

"Ah, you're right."

"We're sorry, we just… got carried away…"

The girls, calmed by Shizuka's words, showed remorse. They really are good girls, Shizuka thought.

"But, Shizuka-sensei, if the rumor is true, please be careful!"

"Sensei, you’re pretty, kind, and your boobs are big, so you might be targeted!"

"Y-yes, I understand. Thank you for your concern."

Certainly, Shizuka had noticed Ayato glancing at her chest a few times.

She understood it was just adolescence, so she didn't make a fuss… but naturally, she felt embarrassed.

Seeing off the three girls who were leaving with cheerful greetings, Shizuka sighed.

"There's no way Kanzaki-kun would do something like that… but why would such a rumor even start?"

Worry for Ayato flooded Shizuka’s heart.

In any case, she couldn't leave things as they were. If this rumor spread, Ayato might be hurt. Shizuka felt she had to do something about it as quickly as possible.

"First, I need to hear what Kanzaki-kun has to say."

And with that, Shizuka headed towards the Photography Club room.

"...Haa, what to do?"

The Photography Club room was filled with the light of the setting sun.

Ayato sat slumped in a pipe chair, his face buried in the long table, deep in thought.

"Senpai, what's wrong? Are you worried about which adult book to read tonight?"

"Yeah, that's it. Should I go with Miss A or Miss B? That's the problem… NOT! I'm talking about the boob photos I took of Seika and Nanae!"

"...They look the same to me."

Ignoring Yuki’s cold gaze, Ayato looked at the two photos.

Seika and Nanae were there in the pictures. And their boobs... were indeed beautiful.

Ayato had successfully photographed the breasts of the academy’s prized beauties, but he was now facing a new problem.

"Ideally, I'd like to publish them on the school network, or enter them in the next school contest… but I think getting permission for that will be difficult…"

Seika, of course, and Nanae too, were secretly shy, so they'd probably be hesitant about being exposed to so many eyes. Well, that’s just normal.

"You're surprisingly sensible."

"‘Surprisingly’ is unnecessary!"

Ayato retorted, but sadly, it was the result of his usual behavior.

"I want boob photos to be recognized as art. To do that, I need a lot of people to see my work."

However, there was a problem. He needed permission from the models.

"Also, I thought if I raised the recognition of boob photos, I might find other girls who would let me photograph their boobs too… but it's still going to be difficult, isn't it?"

Ayato's goal was to take the ultimate boob photo. To do that, he really needed to take photos, and take photos, and take tons of photos, honing his technique.

But this was about boobs. Even with Seika, his childhood friend, and Nanae, his classmate since middle school and someone he knew well, it had taken that much effort. And yet, if he were to suddenly say to a girl he'd just met, "Let me take pictures of your boobs!" he'd be heading straight to jail. He didn't want to be a high school student with a criminal record.

"No matter how much you say it's for art… being exposed to the gaze of so many strangers is probably embarrassing."

"Right~. Ugh, what should I do…"

Of course, Ayato had no intention of ignoring Seika and Nanae's feelings.

For Ayato, he wanted to release boob photos into the world as works of art, and he felt resistance to their being viewed solely for adult purposes when it came to Seika and Nanae’s chests.

Beauty includes adult appeal. Adult appeal is beauty, it's art. That was Ayato’s personal theory.

But ideally, he wanted people to see boobs as art. He didn't want them to just see them with adult intentions. But, as a man himself, he understood those feelings all too well.

"...How can I get everyone to see Seika and Nanae’s boobs?"

It was a true dilemma. Ayato was genuinely racking his brains.

Gala…. Just then, the door to the Photography Club room opened.

"Ah, Shizuka-sensei."

Ayato looked up, and Yuki also turned her gaze. Club advisors, unless they were for sports clubs, didn't usually show their faces often. But Shizuka-sensei, considerate of her students, would often come to check on them like this.

"…"

However, today Shizuka’s atmosphere was different from usual. Normally, she'd greet them with a smile, but now she just stood silently, rooted to the spot.

What in the world is wrong? Ayato tilted his head in confusion.

"...Kanzaki-kun."

"Y-yes?"

Shizuka’s unusual demeanor made Ayato nervous.

"Is what I just heard true?"

"…Eh?"

Shizuka stared straight at Ayato.

Her cheeks were slightly flushed, and tears were welling up in the corners of her eyes.

"Is it true that you're going to expose Seika-in-san and Kazami-san's boobs to the entire school?!"

"It's a misunderstanding!"

Apparently, Shizuka had overheard Ayato's words in front of the door.

He had indeed been talking about something along those lines, but there was a considerable misunderstanding involved.

"I’m very disappointed in you! Kanzaki-kun! To think you were that kind of person!"

Sadly, the rumor was true in a way. Because she had believed in him, the hurt of betrayal was deep.

"That’s why it’s a misunderstanding! Please listen to me, Sensei!"

"Kanzaki-kun!"

Without further ado, Shizuka approached him with frightening speed, cornering Ayato, who had reflexively stood up from his pipe chair, against the wall. Bang! Shizuka wall-slammed Ayato.

"Kanzaki-kun. We need to have a serious talk. Look me in the eyes."

"Your cute face is too close!"

Shizuka was a very thoughtful teacher.

However, she was also too pure and a bit naive, making her prone to intense misconceptions.

She would push herself too hard for her students' sake, and sometimes, like now, she would rush into things based on misunderstandings.

"Listen, Kanzaki-kun. You're a healthy high school boy, so I understand being interested in those things. But trying to expose your female classmates' boobs to the entire school is wrong!"

She smelled nice. His heart rate was going up. And, Sensei’s big breasts were gently poking his chest! So soft! But this wasn’t the time for that!

"That's why it's a misunderstanding! I just want to take the ultimate boob photo!"

Desperately trying to clear his head, which was reeling from the beautiful big-breasted teacher's allure, Ayato explained himself.

"...Boob photos? What kind of thing are you even trying to take?!"

"You know, you're right about that, damn it!"

Justice was completely on Sensei’s side. He realized again how difficult his dream was.

"Um, Sensei,"

Just then, Yuki, who had been calmly observing the situation, raised her hand.

"Boobs are art, you know."

"“Eh?”"

Yuki's words made Ayato and Shizuka say in unison.

"Senpai is trying to photograph boobs as works of art."

"A-art…?"

Yuki's words slightly weakened Shizuka's momentum. Immediately, Ayato conveyed his feelings.

"Shizuka-sensei. I want to express the ultimate beauty with my camera. And for me, the most beautiful thing in this world is boobs."

"...Kanzaki-kun, what are you even saying?"

Naturally, Shizuka couldn't understand Ayato's words.

"You have incredible talent, you know! You mustn't waste that talent on the impulses of adolescence!"

"S-Sensei…"

"Your landscape photos are truly wonderful! They've even won awards! That's why you shouldn't be taking photos of boobs! Use that talent for something proper!"

—Those words pierced Ayato’s heart… and made him resolve himself.

"...Sensei, you should never use the word ‘just’ before ‘boobs’."

"K-Kanzaki-kun?"

Ayato’s changed demeanor made Shizuka flinch slightly.

Shizuka believed that talent was something given only to special people. Something that ordinary people could never reach, no matter how hard they tried… that was talent, in her view.

However, for Ayato, the word talent represented a person's individuality. Not something only chosen people possessed, but something everyone had. And boobs, for Ayato, were his individuality.

That's why Ayato spoke with his resolve.

"Besides, if it's talent or boobs, I choose boobs."

"—"

Another wave of shock washed over Shizuka. In his eyes, Shizuka saw Ayato's determination. She understood how serious he was. …Shizuka was speechless, unable to find words.

To such a Shizuka, Yuki added more words.

"Sensei. If you don’t mind, would you like to see the boob photos Senpai has taken? —With you as the model."

"“H-huh?”"

"I've been watching Senpai. Senpai is truly serious about photographing boobs as art. If you actually see the photos, I think you'll understand too, Sensei."

"B-but, even so, that’s going too far… isn't it? S-Shiromiya-san?"

At that point, Shizuka raised her voice in a panic.

Because clear, pure tears were spilling from Yuki's beautiful eyes.

"Sensei. Isn't it a teacher's job to fully engage with what their students want to do?"

"—"

Shizuka's heart, already shaken by the tears, was further stirred by the direct hit of those words.

"Hic… I know. I know Shizuka-sensei is a kind teacher who cares about her students."

"…"

"Please, look at Senpai with pure eyes, without being fixated on ‘boobs’. …Please."

"—"

The finishing blow struck Shizuka. Yuki’s words pierced Shizuka's pure heart.

(Assistant—!)

And, at the sudden turn of events, Ayato shouted inwardly!

Because Ayato knew Yuki was acting. The skillful junior seemed to have mastered the art of shedding tears at will. But even so, to go this far! Ayato was even moved by Yuki’s assistant spirit, but he snapped back to reality.

"No, no, no, Assistant! Even so, that's going too far!"

For some reason, Yuki seemed to be trying to get Shizuka to let Ayato take photos of her boobs, but that was seriously too much.

"Senpai, are you really okay with this? …Even if it means missing the chance to photograph a beautiful big-breasted teacher's boobs?"

Gah! —Yuki’s words ignited Ayato’s imagination.

‘Kanzaki-kun♡’

Shizuka-sensei, throwing off her suit.

‘Ka-n-za-ki-kun♡’

Shizuka-sensei, striking a sensual pose in outrageously adult lingerie.

"…Y-yeah, maybe… well, maybe it's okay to take them—no, no way, that’s not okay!"

Frankly speaking, Shizuka's boobs were just as magnificent and beautiful as Seika’s and Nanae’s, and if he was asked if he wanted to photograph them, of course, he wanted to. But Ayato was a student, and Shizuka was a teacher.

A student photographing a teacher's boobs would be a huge problem.

…Well, Shizuka-sensei probably understood that too, so she’d refuse, right—wait, getting scolded by a beautiful teacher? Isn’t that a reward?

"…Yes, you're absolutely right!"

"Huh? Sensei?"

Ayato, expecting to be refused and even imagining being scolded by Shizuka, was surprised by Shizuka’s words.

Shizuka took Yuki's hands, looking straight into her eyes with a serious expression.

"We mustn't dismiss what students are seriously pursuing just out of hand! As a teacher, I must face anything head-on, no matter what it is! Kanzaki-kun!"

"Yes!"

Turning around with momentum, Shizuka made Ayato jump and reply. Shizuka, looking excited, clenched her fist and shouted something unbelievable with straight eyes.

"Kanzaki-kun, photograph my boobs! I will be your model to firmly ascertain whether your feelings are genuine!"

"…"

Ayato froze.

Shizuka was truly a kind, earnest teacher who cared for her students. On the other hand, because she cared too much, she often pushed herself too hard or went off on tangents. This time, Yuki's tears (acting) had probably triggered that aspect of her. Shizuka's eyes, filled with emotion and on the verge of tears, were serious. Yes, he thought again.

…This teacher is way too pure!

Glancing over, he saw Yuki give a thumbs-up. Thank you, Assistant! Well done! —Wait, can I really be happy about this?! Photographing a teacher's boobs? Won't this cause problems later? Wait, are we really going to do this for real?!

Ayato was flooded with both joy and anxiety at the prospect of photographing Shizuka's boobs.

"...So, it really came to this."

After the commotion in the club room, Ayato and Yuki had come to Shizuka’s home. Shizuka apparently lived with her family, in quite a nice detached house. Her family was out, and currently, only Ayato, Yuki, and Shizuka were in the house. And, Ayato was now going to photograph Shizuka’s boobs.

…He felt like he was doing something incredibly wrong, but was that just his imagination?

"Assistant, is this okay? Is it okay for a student to go up to a teacher's house?"

"And on top of that, we're here to take boob photos, aren't we?"

"Isn't this a major no-no? Seriously, isn't this a no-no?"

"Now that it's come to this, we have no choice but to do it. …Before anyone sees us."

"That's why it's a no-no, isn't it?!"

Shizuka had gone to another room, saying she had preparations to make. Ayato and Yuki were waiting in Shizuka’s room.

"Senpai, calm down. You don't have to be so flustered."

A beautiful teacher's room.

There were rabbit and bear stuffed animals, the curtains had a floral pattern, and the carpet and wallpaper were unified in a pale peach color, creating a whimsical space. Apparently, Shizuka had girlish tastes.

Yuki stroked the head of a rabbit plushie, saying as if it were nothing.

"Shizuka-sensei is also just a woman when she's at home. This is her private space from here on out. Senpai is just taking photos of one woman, so there's no problem."

"Is, is that so?"

He didn't think so, but being told so confidently made him almost believe it. Y-yeah, maybe it's not such a big deal after all.

"However, Senpai."

There, Yuki put a white index finger to her lips.

"You must never tell anyone about this."

"Yeah! That's why, in other words…?"

It really is a dangerous thing, isn’t it!

"I didn't think Shizuka-sensei would really agree. It's surprising. …Honestly, even I'm quite at a loss about what to do from here."

"Whaaaaaat?!"

His dependable assistant, who was also the source of this whole mess, was seriously troubled.

Ayato felt immeasurable anxiety. This is still bad! Let's go home right now!

But as Ayato made up his mind, the door to the room opened. Apparently, Shizuka had returned.

"Sorry to keep you waiting. Kanzaki-kun, Shiromiya-san."

Cu-ute…!!!

In that instant, Ayato was shot through the heart. A white knit sweater and a light peach-colored flared skirt. Shizuka had changed from her business suit into adorable casual clothes.

Earlier, she had taken clothes out of the dresser and gone to another room, so she really had changed.

Seeing a female teacher in casual clothes was a first experience, but seeing her usually sharply dressed in a suit, the contrast created a moving feeling.

On top of that, Shizuka's chest size and curves were clearly emphasized, making him unable to stand it!

"Senpai, your nose is getting longer."

"N-no, that's not true!"

"By the way, your nose, under your eyes, under your ears, and under your mouth are also getting longer."

"Can that many things even get longer?!"

To Ayato and Yuki, who were playfully bantering, Shizuka in her casual clothes said,

"Today is just the day when both my parents are out, so I can let you photograph my boobs without reservation."

"That explanation is too sensual!"

To be honest, he had been hoping for a course where they would visit Shizuka-sensei's house, have tea, and then go home. Of course, he did want to photograph Shizuka-sensei’s boobs too, though!

"…Sensei, do you like bear stuffed animals?"

Ayato, trying to escape reality, brought up the bear plushie sitting on the bed.

Then, Shizuka’s face turned bright red.

"T-that's, my younger sister's!"

Her younger sister's plushie is why it's on Sensei's bed… Wait, Sensei has a younger sister?

"More importantly, Kanzaki-kun! Let's start quickly!"

"Ah, yes. I underst—huh?"

Since it had come to this, there was no going back.

In any case, Ayato thought it would be safer to take the photos quickly and finish up.

Even though his future path was at stake, he was honestly thinking that getting to photograph Shizuka-sensei's boobs (and in cute casual clothes too) was lucky… Right in front of Ayato’s eyes, Shizuka suddenly began to undress. She was taking off her clothes with such momentum!

"Huh? W-what are you doing! Shizuka-sensei!"

Wh-what is she doing?! Was she planning to go completely naked?! With 90% anticipation and surprise, and 10% worry, Ayato watched as Shizuka whipped off her last piece of clothing!

"Alright, Kanzaki-kun. Take the photos! Of my boobs!"

"Gwaaah!"

In that instant, Ayato screamed and was blown away. It was no wonder.

Because what suddenly appeared was—an incredibly adult gravure idol.

A swimsuit. Plump, ripe breasts. No matter how you looked at it, she was a perfect gravure idol. She could even grace the cover of a men's magazine as she was.

Her breasts, usually restrained by her suit, were now liberated, and the skin exposed by the skimpy swimsuit, which barely concealed anything, ravaged Ayato’s heart like the sunlight.

Wh-what healthy skin. Sculpted proportions. Shizuka-sensei could seriously become a gravure idol just like this. Moreover, the "teacher" brand further enhanced her charm, tormenting Ayato endlessly. And even more, her cheeks were slightly flushed, perhaps from nervousness, and her shy expression was the best.

N-no good. This teacher is too beautiful… Wait, hold on. Why is this happening…?

"S-Shizuka-sensei… what are you doing?"

Barely clinging to consciousness, Ayato managed to ask.

He had expected her to just wear casual clothes for the photos, but instead, she was a gravure idol?!

The beauty and adult appeal were so overwhelming that if he relaxed his guard for a moment, he’d lose consciousness. …Ah, this, there's no way I can handle this. In fact, I can't even look at her. If I let my guard down, I'll faint… Ayato was cornered at once.

"Um, Sensei,"

"Wh-what is it, Shiromiya-san?"

Yuki, realizing that Ayato wouldn't be able to photograph Shizuka's boobs as things stood, offered a helping hand.

"I think it would be good to do some warm-up exercises."

"Warm-up exercises? Eh, just for taking photos?"

"Yes. It's common sense for models to do warm-up exercises before a photoshoot. It's better to do them to prevent injuries during the shoot."

"O-okay, I understand. In that case…"

Yuki was saying blatant lies with a straight face, and the pure Shizuka was completely fooled.

"One, two, three, four."

Puruun♡ Puruun, Pururuun♡

"Five, six, seven, eight…"

Puru, puru, pururu♪

"Goha-, guha-, guhaaah!"

Waves of devastating damage continuously assaulted Ayato's mind.

"I think it would also be good to hop around a bit."

"E-eh, like this, perhaps?"

Hop, hop, hop!

Boing, boing, tayun!

"Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

A final, decisive blow. Ayato’s spirit, along with his body, was violently blown away.

To Ayato, who was convulsing and collapsed on the floor, Yuki asked,

"Senpai, are your mental warm-up exercises complete?"

"More than complete! Thank you!"

Perhaps due to being exposed to such intense stimulation, he had developed immunity, and he was now able to look directly at Gravure Idol Sensei somehow.

"Alright, I can't be scared forever! Let's do this!"

"Yes, Senpai. The rope."

To Ayato, who stood up and psyched himself up, Yuki offered a rope.

"Oh, thanks! Geh-heh-heh, with this rope—wait, I don't need a rope like this! What am I supposed to use it for?! What are you trying to make me do, Assistant?!"

Ayato slammed the rope onto the floor and recomposed himself.

"Alright then, Shizuka-sensei. I'll take the photos. …But, before that."

"Eh, what is it?"

While holding his camera, Ayato spoke to Shizuka with a straight face.

"Sensei, you shouldn't go with strangers, okay?"

"Eh. Why are you telling me something you learn in elementary school now?"

"Also, don't buy any lucky jars, okay?"

"H-how do you know I was almost tricked into buying a jar?!"

...They trailed down her cheeks and were absorbed into her ample cleavage.

“……Is it still okay for me to not give up?”

“Yes, it is! Of course, it is!”

“——!”

The dream she had given up on. The feelings she had suppressed were now overflowing.

“……Thank you, Kanzaki-kun.”

Tears streaming down her face, but with a face regaining hope, Shizuka gazed at Ayato.

“I——”

Click. Right then, the door to Shizuka’s room opened.

“Sis~, I’m home~! I’m starving~. Let’s make something together~… Huh?”

From the opened door, a girl in Kiyokaze Academy’s uniform entered.

And then, she froze at the scene before her eyes.

“……S, Sis?”

Ayatama Haruka. A first-year in Kiyokaze Academy’s high school division. As Shizuka’s real younger sister, she was very cute.

Sensei must have looked like this when she was in high school, Ayato thought.

Haruka, faced with this situation, was greatly confused.

“W, what are you doing?”

Huh? Sis is in a swimsuit? Why, at home, in a swimsuit? And, wait, a guy? Why is there a guy here? Why is he holding a camera? Eh, what’s going on—?

“——Ah.”

Yuki must have also been flustered. She dropped the phone, which was still displaying Shizuka’s boob photo, from her hand. The phone bounced on the floor and rolled right in front of Haruka, as if saying, “Look at me!” The moment she saw the screen, Haruka’s brain exploded.

(B, boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs!)

Sis, beau—! No, wait! Boobs, so lewd, eh, what’s with this photo! Eh, who took this?! No way! Haruka, who had been frozen staring at the photo… slowly, with jerky, robotic movements, turned her gaze back to Shizuka and Ayato.

Before Shizuka and Ayato could even flinch, Haruka began to process the situation.

One: Her sister was having lewd photos taken of her in a lewd swimsuit.

Two: Her swimsuit-clad sister was being grabbed by the shoulders by a male student, as if they were about to kiss.

Three: Her sister had teary eyes.

Conclusion—Ah, I see. This… is an incident.

“Sis is having a guy take pictures of her in a lewd swimsuit!”

“No, Haruka! It’s not like that!”

“And they’re about to kiss toooooooooooooo!”

“We’re not! We’re not kissing at alllllllll!”

Haruka let out a huge scream! Shizuka was in utter chaos!

As the Ayatama sisters started to cause a commotion right in front of him, Ayato was thrown into a vortex of confusion.

“Whoa, crap! Assistant! What do we do?!”

“Well then, I’ll be taking my leave now.”

“Don’t you run awayyyyyyyyy!”

Afterward. Ayato, Yuki, and Shizuka were made to sit in seiza (formal Japanese kneeling position) and were subjected to an hour-long lecture by Haruka. Ayato prostrated himself before Haruka, tearfully apologizing.

“I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”